| Name |
Michael Clear
|
|
| Date of Birth: |
TBA for fear my fiancé
might know the truth |
| Country of birth: |
Ireland
|
| Current Residence: |
Epping
,
Australia
, Centre of Universe |
| Occupation: |
Corporate Slave |
| Nick Names: |
Paddy, and some other names
Cristina calls me which are too embarrassing for this forum. |
| Career Statistics: |
Click here |
| |
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| Cricket Specialty: |
Inconsistency |
| Greatest Pigs
Moment:
|
First and only six |
| Most Tragic sporting Moment: |
Pretty much all of them, I
am pretty ordinary in all sports, except for hitting a six. |
| Best sledge you have ever
heard on a cricket field: |
“You cannot bat” – it
was short, to the point and highly accurate |
| Rugby League / Super 12 Team: |
North Sydney
Bears/St Ives |
| Most memorable
encounter with an Australian Cricketer:
|
Getting on the piss with the
whole team at the RockBottom Hotel,
Dubai
,
wiping out Rick’s beer trying to catch a dizzy 6 and any meetings with M
Slater or
S Warne
. |
| |
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| Beverage of choice: |
Milk, okay okay, Tooheys New |
| Favourite Food: |
Save for some vegetables,
the whole friggin lot |
| Best Film: |
Armageddon |
| Best Music: |
Talk Back radio |
| |
|
| If I wasn't a Pig I would spend my Saturdays... |
Playing my second round of
golf for the day |
|
If stuck in a lift
with Paris Hilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger I would… |
Tell them about my six. |
| Member of Go …
Tours
(e.g. Go Zimbabwe, Go Dubbo, etc)
|
Dubbo, NZ,
Zimbabwe
, Cottamundra, Number One,
Cairns
, UAE (although sans any Pigs), Brisbane, Melbourne. |
| I
think Ian Thorpe is… |
A great Australian |
| My
favourite website is: |
This one. |