Sexiest Pig

Certainly one of the most keenly sought after Annual Awards, attaining Sexiest Pig has added many a gleam to a Pigger's eye, a spring in their trot and a curl in their tail.

Many sad desperate attempted bribes in the form of flowers, fine wine or base acts of sexual gratification have been made to the girlfriends and associated lady pigs who must make their vote for this glittering Award.

A formal alcopop-fuelled selection process occurs at the annual End of Season Bash where all girlfriends, associated females and unavoidably the previous year's winner retire to a secluded area away from all last minute bribery attempts and rate each Pig under three rigorous criteria: Looks, Personality & Dress Sense.

Needless to say the announcement of the winner each year brings indignant roars of controversy, ultimate fighting, the most bitter of tears and triumphant chest-beating amongst the Piggers.

  The Sexiest Pig Trot of Honour is:

  1997/98 - Chris Page

  1998/99 - Rick De Rosa

  1999/2000 - Matt Whitaker

  2000/01 - Dan Andrews

  2001/02 - Paddy Clear

  2002/03 - Barcs Smith

  2003/04 - Greg O'Shannessy

  2004/05 - Brad Hunter

 

 2005/06 - Red Dog