Terminology The Backscratcher: (n). feisty young lass whose fingernails scarified Mr Rick De Rosa's back after a particularly torrid evening. ball-tearer: (n.) vicious unpredictable Matty Whitaker delivery (self-explanatory). falcon: (n.) wearing a cricket ball on the skull. Pain may not be experienced according to degree of inebriation from previous evening. hack: (n.) 1. affectionate greeting term; eg. "Good morning you f&*#ing hack."; 2. term denoting a Pig's healthy respect for a member of the opposition (derogatory). Jeffrey Wong-B: (n.) a better version of Jeffrey Wong-See that we generally wish we had. mongi-ball: (n.) a type of bowling delivery propelled by the bowler's non-natural hand. pear-shaped: (adj.) things may not quite be going our way; eg. "As Seldon dropped his third catch, things were looking decidedly pear-shaped." schooner: (n) standard measurement of quaffable amber liquid. soft: (adj.) see Jeffrey Wong-See. warming up the oven: (adj.) a lesser skilled Pig is preparing to bowl some pies.